https://blainsmith.com/articles/just-fucking-use-go/

Hey, dipshit. You know what compiles in two seconds, deploys as a single binary, and doesn’t shit itself when a transitive dependency gets yanked from npm at 3am? Go.

oh yeah, this is speaking my language.

Dependencies that don’t ruin your weekend

go mod init. Done. Your dependencies live in go.mod and go.sum. The sum file is a cryptographic record of what you actually got, so you can tell when somebody pulls a left-pad on you. There is no node_modules directory. There is no lockfile drift between dev and CI. There are no peer dependencies, no optional dependencies, no devDependencies, no peerDependenciesMeta. There is one file that lists what you use, and one file that proves you got what you expected.

Oh yeah buddy this is the good stuff!